They keep everything honest.
Walking with a couple of teen girls the other day, they started making fun of some guy’s running form who zipped past us. Being the adult, I immediately tried to explain why they shouldn’t make fun of how people run. I told them how I went running earlier that day and people were laughing at me.
After much probing, they found out why. “Um…I don’t know how to tell you this. But maybe they weren’t laughing at the way you were running but about what you were wearing.”
I don’t know. I think I looked pretty hot running in Central Park the other day…
Hilarious to see you wearing this, not because the outfit itself is horrible, but because today it’s so hot out I’m contemplating on whether running outside naked would be a bad idea.